I was trying to give you time. Last time I kissed you.. Yeah, that happened.
Trust me, I know the feeling. Corrie, on the other hand, insists on making an appearance on their front pages at least once a week - and consequentially, I appear there, as well.
Dear lord, shall I make it my priority to eradicate her? the world would be a much better place without “horrific, trashy, motor mouthed whore”s. Don’t tempt me, Ronnie, I will fight you for that throne. I definitely see the appeal. I only visit the clubs when absolutely necessary, to be honest, but I will make it an exception if you grace us with your presence.
That’s right. I swear, I’ve seen your arm candy girlfriend splashed all over the internet. But hey, at least she’s pretty. Should I be expecting wedding bells soon? Because if so, I’m planning your bachelor party.
Archie, if you could make that wench disappear for good, I would be forever in your debt. And by forever, I mean for like a week before I forget all about it. There doesn’t need to be a fight, Arch. Do you even know how much fan mail I get? I’m like basically famous. And I’m totally kidding. Well, if I do decide to grace you all with my presence, I will expect the five star treatment. Including a shot for shot competition with the club’s owner.
Fuck it. Come here.
I was wondering how long that was going to take you. I promise, I won’t faint this time.
What about that one time— No.. Oh! When— No, not that either.. Hold on, I’ll think of one time I did. You’ll see.
Don’t think too hard, babe. Wouldn’t want your brain to implode or anything.
Do forgive me, Ms. Auditore, for I do not keep track of the TMI.
Is the ex really that bad?
Kinda cool? have some respect for your elders. I’m the best thing that’s happened to this city. Or have you stopped being a regular visitor at my many clubs?
I don’t read that shit rag, either. I like to keep my private life exactly that; private.
If by bad you mean a completely horrific, trashy, motor mouthed whore, then yes. She’s really that bad. Please. Everything knows the best thing to ever happen to this city is me. Truth be told, I prefer getting drunk at my house with my roommate. But with you back in town and all, I could maybe find it somewhere in my heart to make a brief appearance.
I’ll give you that one, Auditore. Don’t get used to it because I can still kick your little ass.
Oh please, Price. You’ve never been able to kick my ass.
I see what you did there..
You kinda walked right into it if I’m being honest.
I see where we stand now.
Well, I’m sure you’d much rather be laying down…
Oh but I’m so good at it.
There is a reason why sloth is a sin, and I wish not to indulge in it. That sounds an awful lot like a soap opera. You must be ecstatic about the boyfriend part; not so much about the ex. And then there’s me, which is always good news.
Haven’t you heard? My life pretty much is a soap opera. One of those super dramatic ones where all the crazy shit happens. The boyfriend part is great. The ex girlfriend part is quite possibly going to end in me going to jail for homicide. And then you, well you’re kinda cool. I guess.